Anushka Sharma and Virat Kohli are again in hot news. Virat has got the
permission from BCCI to stay together during the ongoing England tour. Lot of
jokes are on social networking sites and some of them are listed below.
Virat Kohli has scored a zero because of Anushka". No!! He has
scored a "Duck" as a tribute to Anushka Sharma's new lip job.
Anushka Sharma is turning out to be the Greg Chappel of Virat Kohli's
career!
"A 'golden duck' is all Virat Kohli could gift Anushka Sharma at the
Lord's"
Anushka Sharma: "Want to hear a joke?" Virat Kohli:
"Yes." Anushka Sharma: "Runs." Virat Kohli: "I don't
get it." Anushka Sharma: "Exactly."
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BCCI has given permission to Virat Kohli that he can keep Anushka Sharma
with him in England, Now Kohli can officially score Duck.
Virat Kohli has 2 ducks now. One in this match and Anushka Sharma.
Virat Kohli has right to come back to pavilion as soon as possible as
Anushka Sharma has traveled so long for his company.
Virat Kohli is so deeply madly in love with Anushka Sharma that he wants
to remember her in his batting scores too.
"Virat Kohli goes for Anushka Sharma", the sentence has a whole
new meaning. #Duck #IndvsEng
Virat Kohli fell too much in love with the new duck lips of Anushka Sharma,
that he did the same with his innings.
Why did Anushka Sharma came to England with Virat Kohli, when everybody
knows that Indian cricketers can't perform overseas.
Anushka Sharma keeps company with Virat Kohli in London... Warning: Dear
BCCI already he dropped 11 Catches in his Career..
Glad that BCCI has sent Anushka Sharma to replace Virat Kohli.
A women is behind every men's Success but unfortunately that not going to
happen in Virat kohli and Anuska sharma's life..
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